... then you could buy them worn, then ripped, now ...
caked with mud!
Credit: Nordstrom/The Gadgeteer
99%cotton
1% mud
& only $US425
None of the above is a typo, nor, as far as I can tell, a joke.
Credit: Nordstrom/The Gadgeteer
Adds a whole new dimension to the occasional advice seen on clothing, “Wash before wearing.”
The Gadgeteer – “First you could buy them faded, then ripped, & now covered in mud. Wait, what?!”
http://the-gadgeteer.com/2017/04/26/first-you-could-buy-them-faded-then-ripped-and-now-covered-in-mud/#more-216934
This is where they are sold
http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245?origin=category-personalizedsort / bluejeans blue jeans denim straight leg distressed faded ripped true to size comfortable through the seat and thigh classic straight cut from knee to ankle details care heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action crackled caked-on muddy coating shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty 34 1/2" inseam 17" leg opening 8 1/4" front rise button fly closure five-pocket style 100% cotton machine wash cold line dry made in Portugal PRPS Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans who cares right no ordinary jeans jeans are covered in mud price tag of $425 a pair Nordstrom Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty degraded into a society that has to pay for dirty clothes to give us the appearance of being hard workers traditionally styled 5 pocket jeans made of 100% cotton machine washable buy a pair of muddy jeans for $425 you can wash them this can’t be for real I fear that we’re doomed as a species distressed about this /
